id497-And another.... : Kingston & Poly AC

Written by DB

An elderly couple went on holiday to Jerusalem.

Sadly,the husband died suddenly.

The undertaker asked the wife whether she would like her husband to be buried there for $150,or if she would prefer to have his body shipped home,for which the cost would be $5000.

After a little thought,the lady decided she would prefer his body to be shipped home.

Later,the undertaker asked why she had chosen this course when it would have been so much cheaper and more pleasant to have him buried in such a lovely place.

The wife replied - "Some time ago,a guy died here,was buried,and three days later rose again. I wasn't going to take that chance."

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